Forks and Spoons: Chapter 4

When Bozo came back he was holding a polo shirt, a blazer, a pair of nice looking jeans, and a pair of new puma's. I put them on and everything fit perfectly. "How did you know my size?" I asked him, "It's obvious weiner nose. Now shut up. We're going to Donny's." "Donny's?" "It's a bar downtown." "But i have no..." "We'll put it on our friend Jose's tab. It's no problem. He likes spending money anyway." "Ok" As the three of us walked out the door SK made a phonecall. "Hey, be at Donny's in 5. Bring Donner" Then he hung up. When we got to Donny's I saw that it looked more like a club than it did a bar. There was a line going outside and a bouncer. SK walked straight up to the bouncer and punched him in the nose. The Bouncer looked him straight in the face and then laughed. "You're never gonna do it SK, You've been telling me since the first day i started workin here that you was gonna break my nose, but you don't work out. You'll never do it!" Then he let us in. When we got into the bar i saw that it looked pretty much just like a normal bar. I didn't really see any reason for there to be a line. But then i looked around and realized that everyone here was either attractive looking or wealthy looking. We walked up to the bar and the bartender there asked us what we wanted. I got a beer, Bozo got and appletini, and SK ordered and iced tea. "You mean Long Island Iced tea?" The bartender said to SK. "No, i mean like a regular Iced tea." "You know this is a bar right?" "You know you're bein a douchebag right?" Then a husky man who was also behind the bar walked up to the bartender and said, "Go serve those ladies some buffalo wings ya idiot." He turned to SK, "Sorry bout him. He's new. Here's your Iced tea SK." "Thanks Esteban." We turned around and saw two guys waving at us from a booth. We walked over and they stood up. One of them was a fit looking guy with anime looking hair who looked either mexican or half asian. The other was a huskier guy with longish hair a lip piercing and a thin beard. SK said, "Hey guys this is Eric. I decided to take him on as my protege." I gave SK a weird look. The anime hair guy laughed. "Well, Everyone calls me Kim." I shook his hand and then the other guy shook my hand and said, "Yo, if you're SK's protege you ain't got nothin to worry about. This guys a pimp. I'm Donner by the way." We all sat down and talked for a while. Well, most of us. Kim didn't really say much and Donner did most of the talking out of all of us. Kim was staring intently at something so i turned around to look. Standing next to the bar was a group of what looked like sorority girls and one of them was blowing him kisses. I looked back at him and all he did was nod his head. I looked back to the sorority girls and they were whispering in a group. Then they all faced our booth and started walking over. SK leaned over and said in my ear, "Hope you've got condoms, this is going to be your rebound tonight."