Villain's and Vigilante's: Chapter Seven

Bidel, Nicholas, and Yunmi stood there silently for a moment. Then their silence was interrupted by Bidel's stomach growling. Yunmi glared at him. "What? I'm fuckin 'ungry! There's nothin i can do about that sweet cheeks!"
"Don't call me sweet Cheeks you dirty Irish man"
"Now, now. There's no need to get hostile, I just think as long as we're in this situation we can have a little fun."
"Did i ever tell you why it was that i went to prison? I cut a man's penis off and used a knife to stick into his forehead."
"See, now when you say things like that it kind of makes me want to not have sex with you so much." Bidel started walking away.
"Where are you going?" Nicholas shouted.
"To get my dick wet!" Bidel replied. Nicholas looked over at Yunmi. "We don't really have a choice but to follow him" Nicholas said. Yunmi nodded and they started to follow him. They'd only walked about twenty feet when suddenly a man jumped down from a building in front of Bidel. "Stop your quest and you won't be harmed." Bidel looked at him and said, "What are we in the fuckin 18th century? Talk like a normal bloke you idiot!" He turned back to look at Nicholas and Yunmi, "Get a load of..." and then the man hit Bidel in the jaw. Bidel turned to him and looked at him with a smirk. "You're going to regret that, idiot." Bidel then whipped his axe around and swung at the idiot's shoulder blade. The idiot blocked it with his arm and punched Bidel again. Bidel tried pulling the axe out of the idiot's arm but it was wedged in there. So he grabbed his other axe and hit the idiot's other shoulder blade. The idiot stood there. He then lifted his leg up and kicked Bidel in the chest spartan style. "You've been warned" he said. And then he disappeared. "What....the.....fuck.....is going the fuck on!" Bidel screamed like a little baby.
Nicholas looked around and said, "I really don't know anymore. But apparently we don't have to anymore looking. Whoever we wanted is looking for us now." They decided to get a hotel room but Bidel refused. "I can get us a place." He walked into a bar and came out with a blonde, very slutty looking girl. "She says we can stay the night at her place. She has no roomates and lives alone and values the company. More my company that yours but whatever." He smiled that sadistic smile of his. They went back to the slutty blonde's house and Yunmi and Nicholas sat in the living room while Bidel and the slutty blonde went into her bedroom. The walls were very thin so they kept hearing things like, "Fuck me harder, harder, HARDER!" and "Take that you dirty little cockgobbler" and eventually they heard, "BITCH!" a few moans, and then the slutty blonde's scream. Bidel walked out of the room covered in blood. Nicholas stared at him in amazement. "Why are you covered in blood?"
"Take a look" Bidel smiled with blood in his teeth. They peered inside the room and instantly smelled sex and blood. Not a good mix. On the bed they saw the woman laying in a pool of blood with her arm in a different corner of the room and her eyes wide open in a shocked expression. There was blood dripping out of her chest with Bidel's axe still wedged into it. Bidel walked up behind them, "At first we were talkin dirty but when she said, 'fuck me with your small irish dick' well....i did that."