I'm a piece of poop.

I said i'd blog everyday but I don't. But i suppose it's all good anyway. Especially if i'm on blogger AND myspace. I know how annoying it is to always have that "New Blog Post" update on myspace. But anyhoo....so let's see...where to start. Well yesterday my sister implored me to go to her high school football game. I went. One thing made me laugh. I apparently pissed a couple people off when I looked at the scoreboard and then told my sister that her schools team sucked. Got a lot of glares and a couple kicks. But you have to understand my point of view. I come from a school that's famous for losing a lot of our games. But, we always have at least above 20 points on the board. Her school won 14 to 12. That's kind of low and not anything to be proud of in my opinion. That means the school made two touchdowns. Whoop-dee-doo. At least, i think it was 14 to 12. I could be wrong. Well after the game we went to Denny's with a couple of my sister's friends. There was this one dude that just talked too much for my tastes. I liked everyone else but this dude.....man. At one point he told a story about how one of his buddies smoked "a couple grams outside his house". Now, I want everyone to know something.
1) Drugs aren't anything to be proud of or at the very least to try bragging about.
2) If you're going to brag about it, at least get your facts straight. Out of every pothead I know, there is none that can smoke "a couple of grams" and still be going. In fact, it took seven guys to polish off an eighth, all potheads. Now for those of you that don't know what an eighth is, it's about 7 grams. So needless to say, this guy tellin this story kind of made me a little ticked. But on the other hand, at least I know that my sister won't get involved with drugs when she's hangin around people who know nothing about them.

Well after that, I went and hung out with my drinkin buddies. (I call them that because I'm pretty sure that's the only activity we do together.) And I was really excited to see them. Then I realized it wasn't excitement. It was a feeling that I haven't felt in a long time....wait, pause. I have to add, not all of my drinkin buddies are men. Ok, play. I felt a feeling I haven't felt in a long time, I have a crush. It feels very strange to have a crush again. In fact, just writing this makes my heart skip a beat. But this girl, she'd been in a couple of my classes I believe, never really talked to her. But once she started hangin out with us recently I realize how incredibly cool she is. But, here's the kicker. She's got a boyfriend and they're very happy together. So i'm gonna have to get over my little crush. I'm just happy that i've felt this feeling again. It's been so long and i'd forgotten what it felt like. Well anyway i'm off for now, here's your joke. I know you've been waiting all this time for one.


By the way if you get mad easily you probably shouldn't read the joke.







So this kid was graduating high school, his dad was very proud of him. His dad said to his son, "Son, i'm very rich and I want you to have whatever you want in this world so tell me, what is it that you'd like to have for your graduation?" His son replied, "I'd like 1000 green golf balls" The father, being loving and accepting didn't ask any questions despite the strange request. But he ignored it and gave it to his son. A few years later is son graduated from medical school and his father offered him the same deal. Again he request 1000 green golf balls. His dad ignored it despite being a bit ticked off at the fact that his son was getting these useless items. A year later, his son got accepted to work at the top hospital in the nation. So he offered the deal again. And once again, his son asked for the green golf balls. This was the final straw, the father stopped talking to the son for many years until one day he receive a phone call. His son had been in a car accident and was now on his deathbed. The father went to the son and told him he loved him but he had to know why he'd always requested those green golf balls. And his son replied, "Well dad I....." and then he died.






Hope you liked it.


:D

-Kimjemin.

I realize

that I did not blog yesterday. Get off my case :D Yesterday I realized that I wanted to get back into this game I used to play and so I did and it got a little out of hand.......ok ok a LOT out of hand. But when you mix korean genes with korean games......wowza. You get about 8 hours of straight gaming. It's in my blood i'm sorry to say. But anyhoo to update everyone on the work out situation here it goes. Yesterday Jared called me up to go do the p90x. We went to his house and did about 10 minutes of it and then decided to get pizza. Now I know you want to judge me but we did seriously talk about how bad it felt to do that. And we both decided that we were just going to do the cardio workouts and ab workouts from the p90x and do the other stuff on our own. For example: there's a video called Chest and back. For that day instead of doing the p90x workout we'd do chest and back the way we used to do it when we had gym memberships. Now after about a month of this, THEN we'll start the p90x. Cause let me tell you....that shit is hard! Let's see....um today I kept on gaming and found out there's this new thing on the game that looks really badass so I got really excited and decided to do it. And that's about it. Oh! got really excited for How I met Your Mother's return yesterday. As some of you may know, that is my favorite show. Second is Scrubs. So needless to say I felt euphoric while watching it and felt a bit of nirvana as well. The feeling, not the band. :D


Alright and here's your joke. It's a one liner.










One of my grandfathers died when he was a child.

Good day.

Well i'm going to make this short cause i'm kind of tired. But today started off bad because I didn't want to wake up for church. But then I went and everyone was talking about how much they missed me and I feel bad for not going now. And then I got back and the Chargers lost. Must say that ruined the day quite a bit. Then later on, I watched the Emmy's. The Emmy's cheered me up a lot because it was really funny, and NPH was hosting. If you're asking how it was funny i'll give you an example. There was an award for best original musical score. And the one that won was the one that Hugh Jackman sang at the Oscars. And while the writers were walking up there, the voice for the Emmy's was saying, la di da they have so many nominations blah blah, and then, "Also, this is the only musical number ever written for a Wolverine." I laughed so hard. And then there was also the one for when Jon Stewart won. "The Jon Stewart program has been on for 76 years and this is Jon Stewart's 900th emmy" Ah, great. But the BEST part was when Dr. Horrible (that's right, Dr. Horrible) hacked into the emmy's! It was awesome! Got a brief glimpse of the wonderful Felicia Day. So cute! Anyway I shall watch an episode of Spin City and go to sleep. I start the p90x again, my return from being sick and not working out, tomorrow so wish me luck!





What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?









Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth.











-Kimjemin.

Job Applications....

they wear me out man. They're so long and arduous and end up making you a bit confused sometimes. I don't know if i'm eligible for some of these things. Or even if I should be. And another thing, what is up with those questions? You know the ones i'm talking about. The ones where you have to reply with Strongly Agree, Agree, Strongly Disagree, or Disagree. No offense to companies but that's kind of bull. Because i've noticed what they'll do is they'll sneak the same question back in there to see if you changed your answer. Which actually I suppose is a good way to weed out some people but on the other hand people could be just trying to get through those whole twelve pages and just simply read it wrong and put a different answer. Sorry, if you can't tell these things are driving me crazy lol. By the way that's the first time, I believe that i've used lol in one of my blogs. I tend to try to shy away from it. But anyway today's blog shall not be long, I am exhausted once again so here is your joke.

What's brown and sticky?













A stick.




Get it? Good. Love ya, keep reading.



-Kimjemin.

Dane Cook twitters a lot.

In fact, I believe my phone has vibrated at least 20 times within the past five minutes. But, what are you going to do? It's Dane Cook. It's ok because of that fact lol. But anyway today was pretty uneventful until about 6:30 when my buddy Jay texted me and told me to go to my buddy Adrian's. I went and proceeded to wait for thirty minutes for anyone to get there. But while waiting I made two origami turtles....so that was cool....I guess. Although, I probably would've preferred to skip the origami and just hang out but when your friends have no notion of time what's a guy to do? I watched a film called French Kiss today which was pretty good. It's about this girl who has a fear of planes but when her fiance leaves her for a chick in France she decides to fly there and on the flight meets a jewel thief who hides a necklace in her baggage. It's a romance comedy. It was.....cute. But anyway i'm pretty tired and it's pretty late for me to be awake. Well, for my new bed time anyway lol. So alas today will be a short blog and that will be it. I leave you with a politically incorrect joike.


What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?





Christopher Walken.

Well,

I had originally planned on blogging after the glorious ending to a very long day. See, i've been up for about...let's see...31 hours now. I am very very very tired needless to say, and I had planned to blog after i'd seen The Office, Community, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but you see, I think I might want to fall asleep after the latter is finished. You might be asking me, why are you staying awake Ben? Why didn't you just take a refreshing little nap? Well, I'm making my effort to change my life and I decided instead of going to sleep at 6 AM like I usually do I decided that instead I would just stay up and go to sleep at a reasonable time. Needless to say, today has been very tiring and it has been a struggle to stay awake all day. But, I did watch The Spirit today and fell in love in the process. My goodness, the girl who plays the young Sand something or other is absolutely gorgeous! Look her up, her name is Seychelle Gabriel. I will admit though, she's not as flattering in photos as she is in the film. But, I plan on changing that one day by being in pictures with her. Well, actually....I'll just have my fingers crossed on that dream. Today, I continued my pursuit of finding a job in a jobless market by applying at Toys R' Us and Macy's at the bequest of my friend Anthoneal. Hopefully tomorrow we will be going out to apply at more places. And I shall have my fingers crossed that I shall find a job. I still do need to fix my habit of not working out like I used to. I was planning on doing part of the p90x regimen today, but I was much too tired to do so. But I think tomorrow my father and I may start running! That's exciting! I hate running with a passion. Oh! I forgot to mention that Bryce and I, in the process of staying up, entertained ourselves by watching all of the episodes of The Guild starring Felicia Day. Some of you might know her from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. She played the part of Penny. Very beautiful young lady. If you haven't seen Dr. Horrible I suggest that you watch it at once! It's available on Hulu. I think it's actually the only web series to win an emmy. Well, I know I promised that my blogs would get progressively funnier, but alas today's is not so funny. Or maybe it is, I can't be sure at this point as once again, I am way too tired to function in a normal society. I will leave you with a joke, it can be taken as offensive but quite frankly one has to remember that the point of a joke is to tell a story, and with the punchline deliver something that was not expected, which is what makes the joke funny. So here goes:

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?














Because they're ugly and smelly!




I promise, that this is not my personal opinion on women. Well.....most women. Anyway, i bid you adieu.

Kimjemin out.




P.S. If you're reading this then you've probably seen the new header i've designed for my blogs! Tell me what you think of it!

Today...

has been a strange day. I started the day off by waking up at around one pm. I then spent the rest of the day doing nothing til i fell asleep watching Spin City. When i awoke Becca and Bryce were in my room which i don't have to say was embarrassing, for the fact that I was in my underwear. But Becca threw me some pants and we went on our way. We watched Julie and Julia which was a very good movie. It made me realize that I would like to cook. Actually a while back when i thought I was going to go blind i told Bryce that I wanted to make a change in my life and learn new things. I had wanted to learn to cook, to dance, and other various things. I lost sight of that somewhere along my very unproductive journey in life and I need to start reminding myself of it. I think at this point, I am going to make a change as far as night activities goes. I've always considered myself a night owl. I love the night and would rather sleep through the day, but alas, it has to end. I need to go out and get a job and start working out again and be a productive member of society. Of course, with this job market, finding a job might be hard, but hopefully I can do it. I hope that whoever is reading this will attempt to help me throughout my journey, and will wish me luck. With that, i bid you adieu.

I am going to attempt...

to have at least one new post every day for the next year. Hopefully it'll get to the point where it'll be more than that. But for right now that's it. I think i'll post the same things on my myspace so as to be more diverse and hopefully attract more readers. Wish me luck.



-Kimjemin. (I hope you don't mind me putting my signature, Jestro. It's just such a badass thing that i wanted to do it too.)