Forks and Spoons: Chapter 3

Upon arriving at Starfucks SK proceeded to hit on the girl behind the counter. His charm amazed me. Upon just walking in and smiling at her you could see the girl just blushing immensely. Within seconds he had her number as well as free drinks for me and him. We sat down and he took a sip of his coffee, "You know, I don't really like coffee. I prefer Monster Java. I just come here for the chicks." He looked over at me. I didn't say anything. "Eric, we really need to do something about your wardrobe selection. A sweater and Sweats? Come on man. In order to be successful you need to dress successful. Come on, we got somewhere to go." As we stepped out of Starfucks he took out his phone and dialed a number, "Hey bitch. We're comin over. I got a job for you." He then hailed a taxi and we got in. He made me pay. When we arrived at the house i was thoroughly impressed. It was very big with lawn sculptures of various thing, one of them being a DJ. We walked to the front door and just as SK was about to knock the door opened and a husky man with a Faux Hawk Mullet and a peacoat opened the door. "Oh god." He said as he looked at me. SK turned to me and said, "This is my friend Bozo. He'll teach you how to look like....well....to look NOT like a hobo. He's gay, but don't let that scare you. He has a boyfriend. Actually..." He turned to Bozo, "Where is Baldy anyway?" "You shut your fucking mouth you lil shit" Bozo said. "He has a disease ok? If you ever talk about my lover like that again i'll pop you in the mouth." "Fine, fine" SK sighed. We walked inside and i noticed that the whole place was empty. "Why is..." Bozo didn't let me finish before he said, "I prefer to spend my money on clothes rather than furniture. I used to spend it on cars but, back then i was in the closet and thought if i had a nice car that people would perceive me as more of a straight man" "Oh..." We walked up the stairs and Bozo turned around and said, "I'll be right back" Then he walked into a room and closed the door.