Forks and Spoons: Preview.

"You're either a fork, or a spoon" Jay said to Anthony with his mouth full of donut holes. "I mean, when i tomes down to it, forks like to fuck and spoons like to spoon".





Romantic Comedy.


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Villains or Vigilantes: Chapter Three

Nicholas rubbed his eyes. Had he really seen what he thought he'd seen? Maybe this was simply a hallucination, a side effect of being alone for so long. He leaned against the grimy, dirty wall and slid down to sit on the ground. Just as he was getting comfortable he heard a whistling getting closer to him. He slowly stood to his feet and listened intently. As the whistling got closer he identified it as....I don't wanna miss a thing by Aerosmith? He swung his arm and the chain shot out like a whip at the unidentified figure. It didn't hit its mark and instead hit something else metal and sparks flew out. Nicholas heard the darkest laughter he'd ever heard in his life. "Hold your horses there...i don't know what you'd rather be called? Indiana Jones or The Man in the iron chains?" the man said in an irish accent."Who are you" Nicholas asked. "Names Bidel, some little girl appeared in my fuckin cell two days ago, says to come to Hollywood and come to this alleyway to find someone to help me to find out who killed her. I tell her that i'm in a fuckin prison cell and next thing i know all the cell doors open and i'm the only one to get away. Everyone else gets shot. I figure, hey maybe this girl is a guardian angel...or the opposite." Bidel walks into the light. Nicholas sees that he is wearing pretty much a full tuxedo except without the jacket. And in addition, is holding an axe in each hand. Bidel walks up to Nicholas revealing the most murderous eyes that Nicholas has ever seen. Even though they were brown, they had a reddish tint to them as if demonic and it was plain to see all the bloodshed behind those eyes. Bidel moved real close and said, "Now, since this girl busted me out; I kind of owe her a favor don't i? And if you're supposed to help me, then i'm not really going to give you a choice in the matter" Bidel smiled with his ravenous teeth. "Now what choice will it be?" Nicholas looked down at his dirty hands and then looked up and said, "In a world of war and ever-rising bloodshed, what choice do i have but to fuck some shit up?"

Villains or Vigilante's: Chapter Two.

Nicholas ran and ran until his feet were sore and bloody. He stopped and pulled in his chains and wrapped them around his arm so that they went from his wrists to his shoulder in a coiling pattern. He leaned against a wall and sank down to the ground. Why had he had that strange feeling when the cop had tried to take his chains off? Shouldn't he have felt relief instead of anger when faced with the prospect of freedom from these bonds? That was a question he would need to figure out the answer to. Just then a little girl appeared from nowhere. "Hi! Do you want to play with me?" "Go away, little girl" "That was a rhetorical question you know." "What's a little girl like you doing using big words like that?" "I need you to do something for me." "Yeah? What's that?" "I want you to catch the people who killed me" And then she disappeared.

Alright so

I changed the character in Villains or Vigilante's name from Edward to Nicholas. I wasn't feeling the name Edward and that name already has too much PR from fuckin twilight. So yeah.

11 Years: Chapter Seven.

Chapter Seven: He's in Heaven.

The Delivery Man fucked Madison until he couldn't feel his dick, and then he fucked her some more. She was a loud one too, people could probably hear her from four houses down. She just kept screaming obscenities at the top of her lungs for the world to hear. Her breathing was in tempo with The Delivery Man's quickening heart as their actions became harder and faster. In that one moment (Several times) they were together as one and would not be separated. Finally day broke and they both layed on their backs. Simultaneously they both whispered, "Fuuuuuuck." They looked at each other and laughed. "I think i love you", The Delivery Man said. Madison looked back at him and said, "That's just your cock talking. Say that to me later and we'll see." This made him have even stronger feelings for her. She grabbed his organ and whispered in his ear, "Now fuck me again, stud." And he did. A shitload of times. Like, a lot. It should be a record or something. Fuuuuuuck.