Forks and Spoons: Chapter 5

It turned out that i didn't have any condoms. I'd totally forgot that none of this had been planned, that i'd just met these guys today. That only 4 hours ago i'd left my apartment to just get coffee. I told SK i had no condoms and he said, "Alright that's cool. Come on let's get some really fast. KIM!" Kim looked up. SK shouted, "We'll be right back! Kthanxbye!" Kim nodded. I glanced at Bozo who looked uncomfortable until a bald came strolled up to him and they kissed passionately. I glanced at Donner who was talking to three girls at once. SK pulled me behind him and we walked outside the bar. We walked into a store close by and went to get some condoms. We passed by an aisle and then SK did a double take and went to stare at an employee's ass. "Oh my god. It's glorious" he said. Someone walked up behind us and said, "Isn't it?" I turned around and stepped back and then my jaw dropped. It was an employee who worked at the store but to my surprise him and SK looked exactly alike. Like they could have been twins. Except for the fact that SK was probably a good six years older. The employee looked down at his Hello Kitty watch and looked up and said, "Break time!" And then he left. We went and got the condoms and took them up to the register. "I remember a time when I used to work at a store like this." "Really?" "Yeah, except mine was called CVX." I laughed. "There's a lot of CV...somethings out there." "Yes, yes there is" "So what happened?" I said as we started walking back to the bar. "Well, my career took off and now i'm the man you see today." "What exactly do you do SK?" "I'm a writer. And i've got an anime in the works. Maybe you've heard of it, it's called SFG" I had heard of it. At this very moment i was actually wearing SFG boxers. "Really? That's awesome!" "Yeah, I remember when i was working that job i had thoughts that just working like that was going to be all that i would ever do. I didn't realize hope was all i needed. Hope and just using the talent i'd always had." We got to the front of the bar and SK punched the bouncer in the nose. "Almost!" the bouncer yelled. "Really?" "Nope. You're never going to do it SK." We walked back inside and a couple of the girls looked really excited to see us. They ran up to us and said, "Kim was telling us all about how you guys saved those orphans from that burning building! That's such a heroic story!" SK smiled and whispered in my ear, "Kim is one of the best Wingmen (or Wingman's) you'll ever meet." We sat down and had a couple of drinks. To be honest, I can't really tell you what happened that night because I don't remember it. I remember various things like being handcuffed, some stuff with ice cubes, other various things. But what i do know, is that i woke up naked on a trampoline with four naked girls asleep all around me. When i looked up I also saw SK's face in the window giving me a thumbs up and him smiling with his tongue sticking out of his teeth and his eyes closed. And i knew right then, these friends were going to be the best i'd ever had.