Forks and Spoons: Chapter 2.

It had been two months since my piece of shit wedding. I was now just lounging around my apartment naked eating cereal all day. I no longer had a best friend thanks to that famed debacle. I looked out the window and saw a flock of crows flying by. Then i noticed amidst the crows that there was a dove. Normally i'd consider this a good omen but since my wedding i haven't had too much of a positive attitude. However i did decide that maybe i'd actually leave the apartment today. I threw on a sweater and some sweats and stumbled over to the door and put on my shoes. I thought to myself, "Where to go? Where to go?" I walked over to a local coffee shop across the street from my apartment complex. The line was coming out of the door. I took my place at the end behind a tall skinny white guy. He was staring at a nearby woman's ass. I took a look myself and noticed that it was rather big. The guy caught me looking and said, "Hey that's my ass! Find your own!" I scoffed. Fuckin jerk. The girl with the ass turned around and caught him staring and slapped him. He turned around and glared at me, "Look what you did you fuck!" "Sorry" I muttered. "Well, i guess i can forgive you. You look like shit!" "Yeah, i had a uh....bad day a while ago..." "Fuck! How long ago?" I cleared my throat, "Errherm, two months or so" "Fuck! And you're still moping around?" "Well yeah. My best friend kind of admitted that he was in love with my fiance at our wedding. She left me for him." "Fuck, that's harsh. You know what you need? Some nice pussy!" I let out a laugh, "Sorry if i'm not too enthusiastic but i'd like to just get my coffee and go back to my apartment" "Listen here, uh....what's your name?" "Eric, Eric Aldrin" "Well Eric Eric Aldrin, I've decided that i'm going to get you laid! Today is your lucky day!" He was getting louder by the moment. His voice was pretty loud and deep to begin with. "Eric, how old are you anyway?" "I'm 23." "FUCK!" "what?" "Nothing. Anyway my name is Derrick Scott-Kirea and i'm going to be your next best friend. Call me SK for short." "But your name is Derrick." "Do i look like i give a fuck? Come on we're going to Starfucks for some real coffee!" "Where?" "Starfucks! Man!"
Little did i know that SK really was going to become my best friend. And because of him i would meet the love of my life.