Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Forks and Spoons: Chapter 1.

I stood there, looking at my soon to be bride and i couldn't help but smile. All the things that i'd been through to finally find her. To finally find "the one". In this one moment i was the happiest i've ever been. I felt tears start to well up in my eyes. This day had finally come. I looked at my best man who had actually introduced me to my bride. He had been my best friend since the seventh grade and had always been there for me. He always looked cheerful but for some reason at that moment he looked really uneasy. I looked over at the minister as he said, "....speak now, or forever hold your peace" At that moment my best friend, my best man, the guy who has been there with me through thick and thin, the guy who introduced me to my beautiful bride shouted, "I love you!" I chuckled, "I love you too man" I said. He shook his head and turned to my bride. "I never should have introduced you to him, because the fact of the matter is that i'm in love with you. I always have been. Don't marry him, it'll be the biggest mistake of your life. Because no matter how much he loves you it'll never be enough. I will love you for as long as i live. Come away with me." And just like that, my wedding was ruined. And so starts the story of Forks and Spoons, a romantic comedy.

1 comment:

Sir_Jestro said...

Fuck that guy, dude!
What an ass!
-Sir Jestro