Dane Cook twitters a lot.

In fact, I believe my phone has vibrated at least 20 times within the past five minutes. But, what are you going to do? It's Dane Cook. It's ok because of that fact lol. But anyway today was pretty uneventful until about 6:30 when my buddy Jay texted me and told me to go to my buddy Adrian's. I went and proceeded to wait for thirty minutes for anyone to get there. But while waiting I made two origami turtles....so that was cool....I guess. Although, I probably would've preferred to skip the origami and just hang out but when your friends have no notion of time what's a guy to do? I watched a film called French Kiss today which was pretty good. It's about this girl who has a fear of planes but when her fiance leaves her for a chick in France she decides to fly there and on the flight meets a jewel thief who hides a necklace in her baggage. It's a romance comedy. It was.....cute. But anyway i'm pretty tired and it's pretty late for me to be awake. Well, for my new bed time anyway lol. So alas today will be a short blog and that will be it. I leave you with a politically incorrect joike.


What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?





Christopher Walken.