I'm a piece of poop.

I said i'd blog everyday but I don't. But i suppose it's all good anyway. Especially if i'm on blogger AND myspace. I know how annoying it is to always have that "New Blog Post" update on myspace. But anyhoo....so let's see...where to start. Well yesterday my sister implored me to go to her high school football game. I went. One thing made me laugh. I apparently pissed a couple people off when I looked at the scoreboard and then told my sister that her schools team sucked. Got a lot of glares and a couple kicks. But you have to understand my point of view. I come from a school that's famous for losing a lot of our games. But, we always have at least above 20 points on the board. Her school won 14 to 12. That's kind of low and not anything to be proud of in my opinion. That means the school made two touchdowns. Whoop-dee-doo. At least, i think it was 14 to 12. I could be wrong. Well after the game we went to Denny's with a couple of my sister's friends. There was this one dude that just talked too much for my tastes. I liked everyone else but this dude.....man. At one point he told a story about how one of his buddies smoked "a couple grams outside his house". Now, I want everyone to know something.
1) Drugs aren't anything to be proud of or at the very least to try bragging about.
2) If you're going to brag about it, at least get your facts straight. Out of every pothead I know, there is none that can smoke "a couple of grams" and still be going. In fact, it took seven guys to polish off an eighth, all potheads. Now for those of you that don't know what an eighth is, it's about 7 grams. So needless to say, this guy tellin this story kind of made me a little ticked. But on the other hand, at least I know that my sister won't get involved with drugs when she's hangin around people who know nothing about them.

Well after that, I went and hung out with my drinkin buddies. (I call them that because I'm pretty sure that's the only activity we do together.) And I was really excited to see them. Then I realized it wasn't excitement. It was a feeling that I haven't felt in a long time....wait, pause. I have to add, not all of my drinkin buddies are men. Ok, play. I felt a feeling I haven't felt in a long time, I have a crush. It feels very strange to have a crush again. In fact, just writing this makes my heart skip a beat. But this girl, she'd been in a couple of my classes I believe, never really talked to her. But once she started hangin out with us recently I realize how incredibly cool she is. But, here's the kicker. She's got a boyfriend and they're very happy together. So i'm gonna have to get over my little crush. I'm just happy that i've felt this feeling again. It's been so long and i'd forgotten what it felt like. Well anyway i'm off for now, here's your joke. I know you've been waiting all this time for one.


By the way if you get mad easily you probably shouldn't read the joke.







So this kid was graduating high school, his dad was very proud of him. His dad said to his son, "Son, i'm very rich and I want you to have whatever you want in this world so tell me, what is it that you'd like to have for your graduation?" His son replied, "I'd like 1000 green golf balls" The father, being loving and accepting didn't ask any questions despite the strange request. But he ignored it and gave it to his son. A few years later is son graduated from medical school and his father offered him the same deal. Again he request 1000 green golf balls. His dad ignored it despite being a bit ticked off at the fact that his son was getting these useless items. A year later, his son got accepted to work at the top hospital in the nation. So he offered the deal again. And once again, his son asked for the green golf balls. This was the final straw, the father stopped talking to the son for many years until one day he receive a phone call. His son had been in a car accident and was now on his deathbed. The father went to the son and told him he loved him but he had to know why he'd always requested those green golf balls. And his son replied, "Well dad I....." and then he died.






Hope you liked it.


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-Kimjemin.