Forks and Spoons: Chapter 6

That morning after SK assured the women that we'd call them and made sure they wouldn't remember where the house was we sat down and Baldy started making us breakfast. "How do you want your eggs Eric?" he said in the most feminine voice i'd ever heard a male have. "Um, sunny side up please" I said. I turned to SK and asked him whose house this was anyway. Instead of answering he slid a picture frame over to me and sipped on his iced tea. I looked down and saw a beautiful black man surrounded by about 12 of the most beautiful asian women i'd ever seen. Without a chance to even say anything SK answered me, "He fucked them all in a glorious gangbang. It's like one of those kinky japanese porns you watch except 100% real." I looked back down. "So...this black guy owns this house?"
"Yes, right now he's in Japan on a business trip. Fucking more women no doubt." Just then the phone rang and SK slid his chair over to the counter with the phone base and picked the phone up. "Antone Asty's house. How may i be of service to you? Antone! Hey buddy!......Yeah the house is doing great!......no we didn't fuck anyone on your bed.......I TOLD you! I sat on the edge of the bag! Not on your fucking burrito! Maybe they MADE it like that! Did you ever consider that? Well shut the fuck up, you're never going to let me live that down are you?......yeah you stay sexy too." He turned to me and scoffed. Baldy served us breakfast, and it was glorious. 3 Pounds of bacon, the most delicious eggs you'd ever tasted, the best seasoned hash browns i'd ever tasted, and a nice glass of OJ to wash it down. Kim was standing behind me and startled me. "I smelled the food" he said as he sat down and made himself a plate. As i finished i turned to SK, and licked my lips as to get all of the yolk off of my face. "It's good isn't it? SK said. "Yeah" i replied.
"Basically Baldy realized he needed to learn to make delicious food to get the taste of that nasty greek dick out of his mouth."
"I heard that you wiener nose!" said Bozo's voice from another room. "Alright so, Eric, we have to get you a job. Because believe it or not, women don't like men without jobs. Ask Midnight."
"Who's Midnight?"
"DON'T interrupt me. Now, what can you do? What skills do you have?"
"Well I can play the piano fairly well, um let's see...."
"I think, you'd be a good janitor." I sat there and just kind of looked at SK. "I'm fucking with you pal!"
"Ok good."
"But seriously. You gotta start somewhere. It's true! In order to get somewhere, you gotta start somewhere. I know, I read it in a magazine once!" He grabbed me and stood up. "Go take a shower and meet me down here in 20. I'll get you an interview. KIM!!!! Call the concert hall!"
"Kay!" Kim said. So, that morning I took a shower and went to the strangest interview of my life. And, on top of that I still did not know who Midnight was.