Where the Sun Don't Shine: Chapter Three.

This morning, and by morning i mean before dawn, I awoke and sensed a strange presence. Upon going outside of my room, i saw lights shining through the curtains from what looked like that girl's room. But as I peered through the window I saw nothing but the streetlights. Strange. Perhaps i'd make an actual appearance today to tell her about it, and maybe correct her mispronunciation of my name. I waited until after she had cleaned her fang...err teeth. I can't stand the stench of morning human breath. I made a casual appearance as to look as if i had just bumped into her. I smelled her to make sure she didn't need to be deep cleaned. She actually smelled fairly decent. I was pleased. I sat down on the couch, it was rather soft and strange. I constantly felt like i was sinking into it. Whatever happened to wooden benches? Simple, and straight to the point. I started to talk to her. "I wanted to see if we could converse about an unusual occurance i saw this morning." She sighed and was staring into my eyes. It was a bit creepy. And that is coming from a vampire. I noticed she wasn't moving. I waved my hand in front of her face. "Hello? Young lady? Will you snap out of it?" She was still staring at me as if i was the most beautiful thing on the world. I mean, i'm flattered but....not interested.She was sitting there breathing heavily as she started to come to. As she did this I noticed that the smell of her blood was decadent with flavors pleasing to my nasal cavities. It was the equivalent of smelling pork...or bacon for a human. She must have noticed the way I was looking at her for she said, "Are you a vampire?"
I chuckled, "Yes."
"Do you sparkle in the sunlight?" I rolled my eyes in disgust. What creature was this that was tainting the noble name of Vampire, or Vampyre as they first called us.
"Is that a no?"
"Listen, there were some lights outside of your room during the early part of the morning."
"I don't know what you're talking about but it kind of reminds me of my dream: I was lying a a cold metal bed, I could feel a thin blanket covering me. It felt like it was made of the same stuff that shower curtains are made out of. Like vinyl or plastic or something. IDK."
"IDK?"
"It means I don't know. Duh, Bido!"
"My name is.."
"But anyway, I'm lying there and these bright lights are facing down at me. Like I'm on an operation table, and the faces that're looking down at me are really long. Like a really long triangle, with two big black, shinny eyes staring down at me. There were three of them, two on my right and one on my left.
I heard beeping" I stopped listening and wondered if i should go to sleep. I didn't know how to make this human stop talking. I had just wanted to warn her.
"...I could feel them tapping with pointed hooks against my gums, but it didn't really hurt. I know it was only a dream; but ever since I watched "Darkness Falls" with Jonathan a few years ago on Halloween, I've always been afraid if The Tooth Fairy. I think this might be a way of my brain telling me I'm crazy, or that I should confront my fear of The Tooth Fairy."
"Well um, i suppose that explains the smell.." She seemed to perk up and she pressed her bags of fat together and whispered, "I'm bleeding down there.."
I threw up a little bit in my mouth. That has never happened to me in my many years on this planet. Ironic, that when i throw up blood it just means I need to wipe it and keep living. But when a human throws up blood, it means they are soon to die.