Forks and Spoons: Chapter Seven.

I sat in the car while Kim drove and SK danced in the passenger seat. Some techno song was blaring out of the stereo, and i'll admit it was really catchy. We drove for probably about thirty minutes and arrived at a concert hall. I got out of the car and looked around. All of the buildings looked minuscule in comparison to the Concert Hall. A woman came out, she was librarian sexy. For those at home that don't know what that means, it's when someone looks sexy in a nerdy way. She had her hair up in a bun and a pair of glasses on and she was dressed very professionally. She was holding a clipboard up to her breast with her left arm. She spoke, "Kim, SK, what a pleasant surprise" she said in a cool english accent. "Kim I just got your message and he'll have to go through an interview process first. Is this the man?"
"Yup" Kim said.
"Ok, follow me Mr......"
"Aldrin"
"Mr. Aldrin. I like that. It sounds....homey."
I looked back and saw that Kim and SK weren't following me.
"Good luck!" SK yelled. He had a sad look on his face like he was never going to see me again. As soon as we got inside the woman turned around.
"Now this interview isn't going to be like other interviews."
"It isn't?"
"No, it isn't." She beckoned to a hallway on her left. "Go down this hallway and at the fourth door on your right is a custodial closet. You are to go and retrieve a mop and then clean out the Men's and Women's restrooms. Is that clear?"
"Does that mean I have the job?"
"I said, is that clear?"
"Erm...yes."
"Good. Then i shall check on you in thirty minutes. I have some business to attend to."
I walked to the custodial closet and retrieved a mop and other cleaning supplies and first went into the Men's room. It was the cleanest Men's room i'd ever seen. Men are nasty creatures that generally miss the urinal when urinating or fail to flush the toilet. Well, most restrooms are like that anyway. But this one wasn't. It looked as if it had never been used. I noticed the door on of the stalls was slightly crooked and upon examining it noticed that the hinge was loose. I retrieved a screwdriver from the Custodial closet and fixed the stall door. I then proceeded to polish the urinals and toilets since there wasn't much else to do. I then strode over to the Women's restroom. I opened the door and upon seeing inside my jaw dropped. Immediately upon coming into the door was a waiting room like area. There were couches and magazines as well as a couple of plants and then an open hallway seperating this room from the sinks. I just stood there for a moment. Were all Women's restrooms like this glorious room that stood before me? Just then the woman walked up behind me. "You don't need to clean this one after all. It's fine the way it is" she said as she pinched my butt. She then grabbed my hand and started walking to guide me somewhere. We walked into the actually hall part of the Concert Hall where the performances were held. She had me follow her up to the stage and then she sat down on the piano bench right in the middle of the stage. She turned to me and whispered in my ear, "Fuck me right here, right now." I nearly had a stroke because I was so surprised. I just stood there though. I didn't have the necessary....libido to do the task right now. I knew i wouldn't be able to get it up while there on that stage. I took a step back and said, "I can't. Not here." She smiled.
"Good, you passed Eric."
"Um...passed?"
"You're a realist. You know what's real and what's fake. There's no way some woman you just met would have you screw her in one of the kinkiest places possible in a Concert Hall that she owns."
"....Yeah..."
"Anyway, you will call me Amanda. Come in for work on Monday."
"Ok. Thank you."
"Oh, and Eric?"
"Yes, Amanda?"
"Clean the stage before you leave" And then she left. I stood there bewildered for a moment. That woman had to be the strangest woman i'd ever met. I cleaned the stage and then went back outside. Kim and SK were still standing there. SK asked, "Well, what happened?"
"I got the job" I said. Kim just looked amused. SK looked at Kim then looked at me. "What did she have you do? Kim will never tell me how she interviews people."
"Believe me SK, you wouldn't believe me if i told you."
"Fine! I don't wanna know anyway!" SK shouted as he got in the car and then closed the door. Kim turned to me and smiled. "Eric" he said as I was getting in the car.
"Yeah, Kim?"
"You would've still got the job if you'd done it" he said as he started laughing. Then he closed the door. Well, shit.